Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Apostol Apostolov (Apostol Apostoloff, Апостол Апостолов, mamboto) - The Bulgarian King of SCAM & SPAM

If I say that I certainly dislike this unpleasant man I won't be straight with you. In fact he gives me something - he raises my mood by making me laugh everytime I read his "precious thoughts" posted on a loosely moderated Bulgarian forum. Or even more, I fall from my chair going right under my desk laughing like a drunken bastard after a short glance at what he pridefully calls "my four commercial sites" - ludipari[dot]com, superastro[dot]net, otslabni[dot]net and pisaneto[dot]com. Only having a first look at these ridiculous single-paged sites is enough for a normal person to conclude that in the year 2007 this badly aged "guru of eCommerce" is vehemently applying best practices for a well-known kind of scam that was trendy ten years ago.

In his site superastro[dot]net he presents himself as the greatest Bulgarian astrologer! He is under your command to produce your personal horoscope! This will be a gift for a lifetime and it will make you richer! But of course you have to pay for that, otherwise you will remain being the most miserable person and you will never get rich without his horoscope. So, the ultimate guru of astrology is already here for us to produce our horoscopes and take us away from misery!

Let's go into otslabni[dot]net :-) Wow! What a coincidence! The guru of astrology is here to give us the ultimate weight-losing recipes! You wanna look well? You wanna drop 30 kilos? Don't hesitate to order his recipes.

Without seeing the next two sites you may think that this aged bastard is just trying to fool silly people and make some money. But after you see ludipari[dot]com and pisaneto[dot]com, you will be literally smashed. On top of all, he proclaims himself as the greatest guru of eCommerce and persuasive text writing! Just because he is the most successful online businessman he is attempting to enlighten people on how to make money from the Internet! He reveals the magic of his business! If you don't order his book with tips on eCommerce, you will never start a successful online business and you will die in misery! You can only trust his experience as an online businessman - resembling him you have to let your customers pay you through regular mail or a bank account transfer. Pretty strange for an online business in 2007, huh? No, that is what the guru says, you have to listen.

For Apostol - you are now being officially proclaimed as his majesty the "Bulgarian King Of Scam And Spam"! We really respect you Apostol! You are the father of astrology, weight-losing and eCommerce!

Being serious, I would say that this man shall be overlooked with absolute disrespect. Not only because he personally insults people when replying in forums, but just because such a kind of openness in demonstrating abuse is disruptive for the society.

8 comments:

Димитър Николов said...

The only sad thing is that he doesn't use e-mail marketing to promote his products.

If he did, at least one would have a reason to sue Apostol Apostoloff.

By the way, have you noticed that he never gives a money-back guarantee? Quite strange for a modern internet marketer who is convinced that everyone will profit from his services.

Апостол Апостолов, www.Pisaneto.com said...

I use e- mail marketing, asshole! My two sites www.LudiPari.com and www.Otslabni.net have a Newsletter. You can suvscribe too.

Now I wil sue you, because you are a criminal- I am 5 years in Business and I have 1000's of satisfied clients. You are just supposing that I am a scam, but to publish this opinion is a crime. Now I'll fuck you and you mother!

Апостол Апостолов, www.Pisaneto.com said...

Blagovest, you don't like me because I am rich and famous. An you are Mr. Nothing.

Now I know who you are, you stuoid aSS, AND I WILL BE AFTER YOU ALL YOUR LIFE!

O will sue you for slander and I will win, because ytou can't proof the shit you are writing about me. It SLANDER and you will pay a lot for it!

Дончо said...

LMAO, Blagovest, let us know how the case is going on :).

It will be really amusing, I can bet.

Апостол Апостолов, www.Pisaneto.com said...

По- голям психопат едва ли ще се намери в тази страна. Той никога не ме е срещал; не ми е виждал очите, ама ме мрази. Защо ме мразиш бе, изрод? Защото си сбъркан.

А си и тъп. ПРЕДПОЛАГАШ, ДОПУСКАШ, ЧЕ АЗ МАМЯ хората, ама тези, които се ръководят от предположение и догадки в наши дни, са си чиста проба идиоти!

Истината е една: ти нямаш думата. Думата има само Н. В. Пазарът. Пазарът е прел 15 мои книги и това ме прави титан на българската култура.

А какво си ти? Една анонимна отрепка от задния двор на Европа. Ти си никой и нищо.

Точно затова ме и мразиш, защото си едно нищожество, което никога нищо няма да постигне в жалкия си, сбъркан животец.

Аз съм освен това вече пета година в Интернет и ВИНАГИ ЩЕ БЪДА ТАМ, защото стотиците ми клиенти МЕ ПРИЕМАТ! Те ми плащат и винаги ще ми плащат. Умираш си на мъка, че е така, педал гнусен!

Така е- светът е на нас- умните, образованите, а не на такива самовлюбени, маниакални лайна като теб.

Как ще свърши всичко това ли? Бих могъл да те платя- едва ли ще ми вземат повече от 300- 400 евро за да пречукат нищожество като теб.

Но аз ще те съдя- години наред. Защото, ти лайно пършиво, нямаш никаква правна защита. ЗАЩОТО СИ БЕДЕН. А аз съм червив от пари и ще ти разпоря смрадливия български гъз!

Ще ти таковам онаковата от главата до краката, ама изотзад, та да не се пръкне друго такова отвратително нищо като теб.

Blagovest Buyukliev said...

Dear Apostol,

If a trial takes place, the one who will suffer is you. You have no allies and I have a significant part of the internet society behind me. Don't think I feel afraid of your nonsense hate speech.

As for who is richer than who - trust me, you just didn't come across the right person to compare with. I'm not the kind of person who boasts about his lifestyle, but just in case it is going to shut your mouth, I will state it: I currently work as a highly paid programmer in Switzerland, earning your monthly pension for 2 hours; And I live in a big house with a panoramic view to the Alps, not in a miserable flat like you. I bet you didn't expect at all who you'd have to deal with.

My post is not meant to be slander and isn't in any aspect, but your offensive hate-speech is punishable. Not a single sentence of the post is slander. It's all about expressing my personal opinion about you and there is NOTHING WRONG with that. In the same sense I can blog about my dislike for a ridiculous artist or singer.

But you know what? Your offensive speech is everywhere in the Bulgarian web space, including the comments you left above. My post was inspired namely by it, and if you ever claim that I was attempting slander, all this evidence will turn against you like a boomerang, my honey. Just think about it.

Апостол Апостолов, www.Pisaneto.com said...

Я не ми се прави на експерт по английски бе, говньо! Ще ти дам аз не теб едно dear Apostol! Ще ти еба майката аз на теб, ама у минетчийницата смрадлива, за да не изсере дъртата уруспия още едно лайно като теб.

Между другото, ебат ли те хубаво швейцарците? Тия, на които слугуваш за жълти стотинки...

Apostol said...

Как сатава така, че ВСИЧКИ сайтове на Апостол Апостолов са на първа страница в Google???

Ще ти кажа как става. ОЧЕВИДНО той разбира от Интернет маркетинг. Повече от ясно е, че е голям експерт.

Фактът, че ти не го харесваш, означава едно: ти си пълен профан и некадърник, който хал хабер си няма от тези неща!

И за каква Интернет общност говориш ти бе, пикльо? Никой не стои зад теб, защото никой не върви след нищожествата. Всички вървят след победители като Апостол Апостолов.

Свържи се с Жанет Найденова- председателката на българската уеб асоциация. От нея лично ще разбереш, че тя изобщо не е чувала за боклуче като теб и изцяло стои ЗАД АПОСТОЛ АПОСТОЛОВ!

Скрий се някъде бе, нещастник!